{"id":1117,"date":"2026-02-12T20:08:02","date_gmt":"2026-02-12T20:08:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/?p=1117"},"modified":"2026-02-12T20:08:02","modified_gmt":"2026-02-12T20:08:02","slug":"a-couple-of-old-ladies-were-sitting-on-a-patio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/?p=1117","title":{"rendered":"A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"64\" data-end=\"175\">One lady sighed, \u201cI send gifts, cards, and money to my grandchildren, but they hardly ever come to visit me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"273\">The other replied, \u201cI also send money to my grandchildren, and they come around all the time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"379\">The first woman said sadly, \u201cYou\u2019re lucky to have grandchildren who appreciate you more than mine do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"486\">The second woman smiled and said, \u201cActually, my grandchildren aren\u2019t any more appreciative than yours.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"574\">Curious, the first asked, \u201cThen what\u2019s your secret? Do you send them bigger checks?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"576\" data-end=\"638\">The second chuckled, \u201cNo, I just don\u2019t put my name on them.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>One lady sighed, \u201cI send gifts, cards, and money to my grandchildren, but they hardly ever come to visit me.\u201d The other replied, \u201cI also <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/?p=1117\" title=\"A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1118,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1119,"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117\/revisions\/1119"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/funbuzzhub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}