A group of priests and nuns were traveling on an overnight train. Since every compartment was booked, some had to share cabins for the journey.<\/p>\n
In one cabin, a young priest and a young nun settled in for an uncomfortable night of trying not to disturb one another.<\/p>\n
For hours, neither spoke a word.<\/p>\n
Then, without warning, the train jolted sharply. The nun lost her balance and accidentally rolled onto the priest.<\/p>\n
Both immediately froze.<\/p>\n
After an awkward pause, the priest quietly said, \u201cSister, it seems gravity is putting our vows to the test.\u201d<\/p>\n
Embarrassed, the nun quickly moved back to her side of the cabin.<\/p>\n
\u201cForgive me, Father,\u201d she replied. \u201cThat was entirely the train\u2019s fault.\u201d<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, another sudden turn sent the priest sliding across the cabin\u2014straight toward the nun.<\/p>\n
Flustered, he immediately raised his hands.<\/p>\n
\u201cSister, I assure you, this is also gravity.\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun smiled and replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cFather, if gravity keeps behaving like this, by sunrise we\u2019ll both need to confess to a physics teacher.\u201d<\/p>\n
The rest of the journey was spent holding tightly to their seats\u2014and trying not to laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"