A farmer was attempting to sell his prized bull to an elegant, wealthy city woman who dreamed of starting her own ranch.<\/p>\n
\u201cIs he\u2026 well-behaved?\u201d she asked, blushing slightly as she studied the enormous animal.<\/p>\n
\u201cMa\u2019am,\u201d the farmer replied proudly, \u201cthis bull is so energetic he could service your entire herd before lunch and still have enough strength left to chase down the postman.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman leaned closer, intrigued. \u201cAnd what do you feed him to keep him in such impressive condition?\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer grinned and pulled a small yellow pill from his pocket. \u201cJust one of these every day. It\u2019s a special herbal supplement.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHow interesting,\u201d she said softly. \u201cWhat does it taste like?\u201d<\/p>\n
He shrugged. \u201cHonestly, a bit like peppermint\u2026 but you\u2019ve got to swallow it quickly before the bull realizes it\u2019s gone.\u201d 😂<\/p>\n
Brady leaned in with confidence. \u201cTonight, you\u2019re getting the full five-star experience.\u201d<\/p>\n
Thirty seconds later, he collapsed back onto the bed, exhausted.<\/p>\n
Lizzie blinked. \u201cThat\u2019s it?\u201d<\/p>\n
Brady lifted a finger weakly.
\u201cPlease wait\u2026 your free trial has expired.\u201d 😂<\/p>\n
A wife smiled and suggested, \u201cLet\u2019s do a performance review tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n
Her husband perked up. \u201cOh, am I getting a promotion?\u201d<\/p>\n
She crossed her arms.
\u201cCalm down\u2026 you\u2019re still on probation.\u201d 😂<\/p>\n
A woman whispered to her husband, \u201cThink of me as your newest upgrade\u2014faster, smoother, and better in every way.\u201d<\/p>\n
He rolled over and sighed.
\u201cCan I just click \u2018Remind Me Later\u2019?\u201d 😂<\/p>\n
A man flexed in the mirror. \u201cI\u2019ve been training hard. My endurance is next level.\u201d<\/p>\n
His girlfriend smirked.
\u201cGreat. Let me know when your performance catches up with your muscles.\u201d 😂<\/p>\n
He lit candles, played soft music, and said, \u201cTonight is all about passion.\u201d<\/p>\n
Five minutes later, he was fast asleep.<\/p>\n
She pulled the blanket over herself and muttered,
\u201cEven the candles had more staying power than you.\u201d 😂<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"