A nun quietly enters the confessional and whispers,
“Father… I fear I may be causing distractions during Mass.”
The priest raises an eyebrow. “And why do you think that, Sister?”
She replies softly,
“Whenever I pass by the front row… the men suddenly pay very close attention to their prayers.”
The priest coughs awkwardly.
“Sister… I can’t say I haven’t noticed.”
She leans in and asks,
“What do you suggest I do?”
The priest hesitates before answering,
“Perhaps… wear a less fitted habit?”
The nun smiles mischievously.
“Father… this one already is.” 😏
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